“I told Mike Woodson a thousand times that I don’t pick and roll on Shabbos! Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work on defense, I don’t pass the ball, I don’t hedge on screens, I don’t rotate on shooters, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t pick and roll!”
(Thankfully for the Knicks, tipoff will occur just after sunset tonight.)
So glad me and the rest of the big 3 are moving on to the western champs.
Happy birthday to my brother, @a____j_ ! He likes a lot of foam on his beer!
Happy 22nd birthday to me! Er, I mean @ephraimmmb! #didntthatplacegetshootahpTags: #didntthatplacegetshootahp
Gayweather v Gayuerro with tha boi @wvrrxn #friendshipgamefuckedupTags: #friendshipgamefuckedup